when someone says they hate body hair i want to punch them in the jaw so badly
im transferring to northeastern strictly because they have a jamba juice
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
(via chastityandperversity)
once i got detention for being involved in a rumor a girl masturbated with pencils (Wasn’t really a rumor i know for a fact she puts pencils in her vagina)
*takes pics with bf and posts them on social media to make everyone jealous*
“let me into ur school or i kill myself” -an actual college essay 99% effective
matt & kim = good
the criminal minds finale SUCKED HARD
